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Ilf and Petrov. The Twelve Chairs PART I: PART II: PART III: INTRODUCTION MAURICE FRIEDBERQ THE LION OF STARGOROD CHAPTER ONE BEZENCHUK AND THE NYMPHS CHAPTER TWO CHAPTER THREE THE PARABLE OF THE SINNER CHAPTER FOUR THE MUSE OF TRAVEL CHAPTER FIVE THE SMOOTH OPERATOR USSR RSFSR CHAPTER SIX A DIAMOND HAZE CHAPTER SEVEN TRACES OF THE TITANIC CHAPTER EIGHT THE BASHFUL CHISELLER A BRASS BAND IS THE PATH FOOD IS THE SOURCE OF HEALTH CHAPTER NINE WHERE ARE YOUR CURLS? CHAPTER TEN THE MECHANIC, THE PARROT, AND THE FORTUNE-TELLER ODESSA ROLL BAKERY V.M. POLESOV FASHIONS AND MILLINERY ENTRANCE TO METAL WORKSHOP METAL WORKSHOP CHAPTER ELEVEN THE MIRROR-OF-LIFE INDEX CHAPTER TWELVE CHAPTER THIRTEEN CHAPTER FOURTEEN THE ALLIANCE OF THE SWORD AND PLOUGHSHARE PART II IN MOSCOW CHAPTER FIFTEEN A SEA OF CHAIRS CHAPTER SIXTEEN THE BROTHER BERTHOLD SCHWARTZ HOSTEL CHAPTER SEVENTEEN HAVE RESPECT FOR MATTRESSES, CITIZENS! CHAPTER EIGHTEEN THE FURNITURE MUSEUM MUSEUM OF FURNITURE-MAKING CHAPTER NINETEEN VOTING THE EUROPEAN WAY CHAPTER TWENTY FROM SEVILLE TO GRANADA CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE PUNISHMENT CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO ELLOCHKA THE CANNIBAL CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE ABSALOM VLADIMIROVICH IZNURENKOV CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR THE AUTOMOBILE CLUB CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE CONVERSATION WITH A NAKED ENGINEER CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX TWO VISITS KNOCKED DOWN BY A HORSE CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN THE MARVELLOUS PRISON BASKET CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT THE HEN AND THE PACIFIC ROOSTER NO ADMITTANCE NO ADMITTANCE TO OUTSIDERS NO ENTRY NO ENTRY EXCEPT ON BUSINESS NO CONSULTATIONS BY YOUR VISIT YOU ARE DISTURBING A BUSY MAN CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE THE AUTHOR OF THE "GAVRILIAD" CHAPTER THIRTY IN THE COLUMBUS THEATRE PART III CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE A MAGIC NIGHT ON THE VOLGA CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO A SHADY COUPLE CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE EXPULSION FROM PARADISE WITH THIS CHAIR CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR THE INTERPLANETARY CHESS TOURNAMENT A FRUITFUL OPENING IDEA A SIMULTANEOUS CHESS MATCH ASSISTANCE TO DROWNING PERSONS IS CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE ET ALIA CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX A VIEW OF THE MALACHITE PUDDLE CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN THE GREEN CAPE GOODS FOUND STOP WIRE ME TWO HUNDRED THIRTY STOP SELL ANYTHING STOP SOLD EVERYTHING STOP NOT A CENT LEFT STOP KISSES AND AM WAITING STOP CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT UP IN THE CLOUDS CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE THE EARTHQUAKE GOING TO CRIMEA AS YOU ADVISED STOP PREPARE BASKET JUST IN CASE THEATRE NEWS CHAPTER FORTY THE TREASURE